Where's his other hand?

Andy's feminine side is beginning to show!

Hoots that smell?

We're all ever so sober although I thin Che is making a move on Colin!

Nicola hasn't changed a bit.

Time for a fag break.

Dr Evil? or mini me?

Coory in Janna

Yes Che the top of your head is shiny!

How does Alison look in Agnes's Glasses

And Colin

And Catrona

And Za

Right you lot give back my glasses!

I had the bloody flu including a really runny nose-thank god i brought that head band.

A bit o heed bangin fae Janna

This evening I will do a quick display of pancake making.

Rock n roll!

You hold his chin while I take his temperature

Ah **** em.

Yes your Majesty?

Cmon and do the Conga

I'm seek o this pish music-here's one I made earlier.

Right Colin-put them out.

Take me drunk I'm hame!

I think we'll have a wee rest.

OMG You shouldn't have bothered! aye right!

Look at all us sensible people-the night is young.

why do I insist on tying up my hair-it looks ridic!

Never mind the chit chat-get on with the boogy!

Yes we are a sensible lot-NOOOOOTTTTT

Yer a bunch of auld farts - lets get this party started!

Right-when does the stripper arrive? Is that him sneakin in at the back - nae chance its Andy.

harder harder!

The best party is always in the kitchen

Just a small wafer mint!

All this geer has made my teeth rot!

I'm going to get evidence for later

Is that Pina-Pina collada?

No dont listen to them Andy - you're not nuts

OK who took a pic of catronas arse-or is it mine ha ha I wish!

Eh a glmph plmph spla de gula - did ye get that Alison!

Get oot ye daft bint!

I dont care if he comes round here cos I got my beer on the sideboard ere!

Who'se this? David Bailey nah dont fink so.